Let me say first. I started this project well motivated. I emptied out the closet completely. Its at this point I realize how screwed I am when the pile grows too big for our king size bed and I have to start piling deal on the floor.
There is no turning back now, so I start the tedious task of sorting everything into keep, donate, throw away, and why did I buy this???
After an hour of this, I have a few questions for my past self, and my husband.
#1. Hubby, why do you have 18 identical black shirts? In starting to wonder if you moonlight as a mafia assasin. Not going to lie, that's kind of hot.
#2. Why is there a,bottle of delsom cough syrup in with the Christmas decorations?
#3. Why do I own a peasant skirt? Was I drink buying on Amazon again?
#4. There are 15 phone chargers, yet I can never find one when I need it.
#5. Found my laptop charger, too bad we don't have the laptop anymore.
#6. What's with all the shoes? Do you really need one for every outfit you own? Hubby, I'm talking to you, 5 pairs of boots, really?
#7.All this biker gear, hubby I know you used to have a motorcycle, but spiked collars, leather, gloves, why dont,you wear any of that for me????
By the end, I had given up and was busy hiding in the closet, eating frosting out of the container with a sppoon, looking through old pictures and....
There's a photo of hubby in full biker gear, some blond, skinny skank on the back. Who is this homewrecker and why does hubby have this picture still????!!!!
Oh wait, that's me 8 years and 30 pre-baby pounds ago....annnnnddd we are slowly setting down the frosting....
After an hour of this, I have a few questions for my past self, and my husband.
#1. Hubby, why do you have 18 identical black shirts? In starting to wonder if you moonlight as a mafia assasin. Not going to lie, that's kind of hot.
#2. Why is there a,bottle of delsom cough syrup in with the Christmas decorations?
#3. Why do I own a peasant skirt? Was I drink buying on Amazon again?
#4. There are 15 phone chargers, yet I can never find one when I need it.
#5. Found my laptop charger, too bad we don't have the laptop anymore.
#6. What's with all the shoes? Do you really need one for every outfit you own? Hubby, I'm talking to you, 5 pairs of boots, really?
#7.All this biker gear, hubby I know you used to have a motorcycle, but spiked collars, leather, gloves, why dont,you wear any of that for me????
By the end, I had given up and was busy hiding in the closet, eating frosting out of the container with a sppoon, looking through old pictures and....
There's a photo of hubby in full biker gear, some blond, skinny skank on the back. Who is this homewrecker and why does hubby have this picture still????!!!!
Oh wait, that's me 8 years and 30 pre-baby pounds ago....annnnnddd we are slowly setting down the frosting....
